If my profile, not to be necessarily confused with the whole me, was of interest perhaps you are in the place to tuck a reminder into a brain fold. I want you to know that you can buy the first version of my autobiography in audio or text or both. It is original in a number of ways beginning with the life itself.
I doubt if you have encountered an autobiography with a title before similar to this one:
The entire autobiography series is entitled:
I WAS THINKING ABOUT WRITING AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
The first volume of the series is entitled:
MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY AS SEEN THROUGH THE POSSIBLE CAUSES OF MY BAD BACK.
It is a hoot and a lesson or 20 in how to run your life right off the raiis and have fun doing it.
The second version, as described in the introduction to the first version is probably entitled MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY AS SEEN THROUGH THE WRITERS I HAVE VARYING DEGREES OF ADMIRATION FOR AND WHY.
OK, may as well come clean. Somewhere in those numerals is one which indicates the pegs in the pegboards of their autobiography versions comprise women I loved or I thought loved me with identities protected, of course. Imagine that! But, CanDo can do that. Warning, that version is short though. But, sweet … and sour … mostly sweet but, some of it turmeric like … and Spanish paella … and hold on, I think I just established contact with a ghost writer chef type.
The older I get the more I lean to languages preceding lovers, as a pegboard. Of course that only totals four for now. So, I am still young , say a good thirty years ahead of the “do not electroshock after” date. So that version after adding Portuguese and French, well see, that makes six chapters right there. And of course my skill at this auto bio thing will just be getting better and better and craftier and craftier, that is to say better at my craft.
Are you with me so far? Sure, go ahead, ppppplease, and buy the other stuff I have done or written about doing but have faith with me here. It is just going to get funner and funner, especially the version DOGS I HAVE FELT GOOD ABOUT PATTING ON THE HEAD.