Category: The Far Toilet

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5 days, 300 pages to go

THE FAR TOILET
is the unborn novel you are wondering about. Since when? Since I discussed with you that title and we talked about its existence. It was very clear the first time I connected it with a book. I had been using the term for a long time. So far I have managed to wash the title out of the story only to watch the tide bring it back in a roar I would have thought the Pacific Ocean was incapable of voicing. I mean how often does one get to hear the ocean do a baritone ‘harruhrump!’? and barf expectorantly, “you’re going to need this bucko.”

I have been unable to sit down and get lost in creating this tale. I have so many hurts going, some 24/7, that I feel like I have fibromialgia. I felt comfortable with a six week hiatus before my intended publishing date of June 13. Now I have five days; it looks impossible; to do in even six months.

Last night I gave way to fatigue before I even got clicking with the typing fingers. They only wanted to play the concert ukulele to NEVERTHELESS I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU. i gave up and slumped over and let the rain and thunder sleep tape whisk me off to a warm hole in the snow somewhere on Copenhagen shore near the mermaid. I was at such an insurmountable turn in the line that i did what I usually do in crisis moments: hand the problem to the background mind.

This morning I was already headed to the urologist to tell him the risks involved in the biopsy they wanted to perform. And far more importantly the brain popped up with the solution and it was positively mind blowing and world shaking i scat you not.

You can just address me as Back On Track Jack.
be well,
CanDo Jack

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The Far Toilet

This is the first post in a new category. The category is the title of the novel this post is for. A pause to see if the system is with me. Sometimes it goes on a long break when I need it to help me promulgate, put out, pubelish something new.

What is important when you come to this site is to use:

httpS in the site URL, not http.

Look for the padlock in the upper corner. It is put there by the S that follows http. It means don’t worry, this site is secure.

Hello, I am CanDo Jack. If you do not know me I want to change that with the next sentence. Please loiter here all you want. The site has quite a bit of useful information in a number of areas. What  may look like tiny seagull turds of the top of each page is probably the list of pages and interests on the site. They should make since. Except this: one of the page options is IM4U. That page should have an ample description of all the products in the digital store part of the site. It will be worth your time whether or not you intend to purchase anything. 

IM4U is translated as “I am for you”. I mean just that. My goal always is to make the world better. My way of doing that is to try to inform, teach, amuse and  entertain you.

Oh, the book! I know the title is a little unusual and is not clear as to meaning but the meaning will be clear when you get finished with the book. Then I think you will grok it, rock it laugh yourself – and mine – silly. The time is the year zero AD. The initial location is the Sea of Galilee in Israel. The main character is Yeshu. The first woman you will meet is Mary. She is a  Magdalene because she is from a little town named Magdala. I say ‘woman’ because she is legally a woman by virtue of her gender and age. And she has been batmitzvahed. She is thirteen. So is Yeshu.

Yeshu is a carpenter. Well, now he is a boat builder, a result of his having been a carpenter when he started building boats. His father was a carpenter. Somehow Yeshu just took to building boats. Yes, he is precocious. They are both precocious.

And we’re off. I am excited. This is going to be one hell of a book. I hope you will occasionally check in here. I will be telling you interesting things about the book and all things related and some not related. All of it will interest you if you are looking for meaning. You can comment on the posts. Many of the posts will be sent as well to my facebooger page. So, options. Nuff Now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE FAR TOILET

This post is the first post my novel THE FAR TOILET
TFT will be published on this site on June 13, 2021.
More in a few minutes I have to get this post stuck and I will be right back